Medicine for Idiots

ESTAMOS ACTUALIZANDO NUESTRO SERVIDOR, LES AGRADECEMOS SU PACIENCIA

Medical Terms for Idiots

ARTERY....................... THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS

BACTERIA.................... BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA

BARIUM...................... WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN A PATIENT DIES

BOWEL....................... A LETTER LIKE A, E, I, O, OR U

CESAREAN SECTION...... A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME

CAT SCAN................... SEARCHING FOR A KITTY

CAUTERIZE.................. HAD EYE CONTACT WITH HER

COLIC......................... A SHEEP DOG

COMA......................... A PUNCTUATION MARK

D & C......................... WHERE WASHINGTON IS

DILATE....................... TO LIVE LONG

ENEMA........................ NOT A FRIEND

FESTER....................... QUICKER

FIBULA........................ A SMALL LIE

GENITAL...................... NOT A JEW G.I.

SERIES........................ A SOLDIER'S BALL GAME

HANGNAIL.................... COAT HOOK

IMPOTENT.................... DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN

LABOR PAIN.................. GETTING HURT AT WORK

MEDICAL STAFF............ A DOCTOR'S CANE

MORBID....................... A HIGHER OFFER

NITRATES.................... CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES

NODE.......................... WAS AWARE OF

OUTPATIENT................ A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED

PAP SMEAR.................. A FATHERHOOD TEST

PELVIS........................ A COUSIN TO ELVIS

POST OPERATIVE.......... LETTER CARRIER RECOVERY

ROOM......................... PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY

RECTUM...................... DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM

SECRETION.................. HIDING SOMETHING

SEIZURE...................... ROMAN EMPEROR

TABLET....................... SMALL TABLE TERMINAL

ILLNESS...................... GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT

ULTRASOUND............... VERY GOOD MUSIC

URINE......................... OPPOSITE OF "YOU'RE OUT"

VARICOSE.................... NEAR BY

VEIN........................... CONCEITED